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[deatheagle]

Hey, you've reached Liz Thompson! Sorry I can't answer at the moment, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

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[soulsymmetrical]

[this is the sound of your meister being frantic, Liz.]

Liz! I need your help! It's a matter between life and death!!!

[deatheagle]

[And picking up because, wow, you really sound pathetic today.]

Okay, okay, Kid. What's the big crisis?

[This better not be because of something symmetrical.]

[soulsymmetrical]

I don't know what to give Father for Father's Day!!!

[SO IMPORTANT LIZ. SO IMPORTANT.]

I've been to every mall, every shopping center, every place I can think of, but I just don't know what to give him this year!

[deatheagle]

...Wow, is it that time of year already? Didn't even notice it. [Not. Helping.]

[soulsymmetrical]

Liz!!

[nope not helping at all.]

[deatheagle]

Sorry, sorry. Not used to worrying about this kinda stuff.

[Technically not even 100% sure she and Patti had the same dad but whatever.]

So what kind of things have you thought of so far?

[soulsymmetrical]

Ties, shirts, masks, books, paintings, furniture, electronics, movies—[and the list continues on.

might want to stop him.]

[deatheagle]

[She's going to wait for a bit to give you time...]

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[Holy cow, you're still going?] I get it! Jeez, just stop!

[soulsymmetrical]

—and none of them seem to work at all! It doesn't help that I had given him some of that stuff last year!

[sob sob.]

Liz, help me! Please!!

[deatheagle]

Okay, okay, okay. Maybe we can head to the mall or something. I can act as a fresh set of eyes.

[She wonders if she should get Lord Death something, too. He is kind of like the dad she never had.]

[soulsymmetrical]

[YES THANK YOU THANK YOU LIZ YOU ARE BEST WEAPON EVER.]

I'm currently in Dream-Mart—it's similar to the Death-Marts at home.

[deatheagle]

[Go on singing her praises, oh god of death.]

Yeah, I know. You're talking to the master shopper, remember?

I'll be there in a bit.

[soulsymmetrical]

[YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL—well maybe after you get your nails done again. there might have been a chip or two on at least one, not to mention they weren't evenly filed anyway.

and he's in a panic and he would have explained anyway. it's what he does. BUT HE'LL BE HERE. WAITING.]

Thanks, Liz. Just—please hurry!

[deatheagle]

Jeez, I'm coming! Promise!

[And gonna hang up and head on over there as quickly as possible before you have a total meltdown in the middle of the mall.]